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Three’s Company
Our twenty-first-century rogue tells you how to get around your girl’s aversion to threesomes. Illustration by Celia Calle Q: My birthday is coming up, and I figure it’s a good time to get my...
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The Nightmare that is Christmas
How soon is too soon to go home for the holidays with a girl? Our twenty-first-century rogue tells you how to negotiate those treacherous, family-infested waters. Illustration by Celia Calle Q: This...
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Mover Over, Rover
Your girlfriend’s dog isn’t man’s best friend if it insists on being a third wheel at bedtime. Our twenty-first-century rogue offers fantastical futuristic solutions. Illustration by Celia Calle Q: My...
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Hello, Neighbor
Our twenty-first-century rogue tells you how to get cozy with the hot chick next door. Illustration by Celia Calle Q: I live in an apartment that has really thin walls, next to a seriously hot girl....
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A Self-Heating Girlfriend
Our twenty-first-century rogue tells you how to make the most of your lady’s lust for erotica. Illustration by Celia Calle Q: My girlfriend’s friend introduced her to “romance” stories about Navy...
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Drive, She Said
Our twenty-first-century rogue tells you how to go from pre-work drive-time buddy to post-work fuck buddy. Illustration by Celia Calle Q: I just started a new job. While chatting up a hot coworker in...
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Exercise Your Manhood
Our twenty-first-century rogue tells you how to regain your badass attitude. Illustration by Celia Calle Q: I recently got out of a four-year relationship, and I didn’t just lose a girlfriend—she was...
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Fat Chances
Our twenty-first-century rogue tells you how to lose weight without losing the respect of your boys. Illustration by Celia Calle Q: I was recently emailing with an old high school fling about our...
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Breaking the Bro Code
Our twenty-first-century rogue revels in exploring the consequences owed to a protective older brother who ignores the rules of bros before hos. Illustration by Celia Calle Q: Last year, my roommate...
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Pornucopia
A girlfriend who’s into porn sounds like a dream come true. Our twenty-first-century rogue tells you how to deal when the gift that keeps on giving fails to deliver for you. Illustration by Celia Calle...
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Too Close for Comfort
Our twenty-first-century rogue has one simple suggestion for what to do when your BFF gets too close to your GF. Illustration by Celia Calle Q: My girlfriend is cheating on me with my best friend. I’ve...
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Online TMI
Our twenty-first-century rogue tells you how to deal when you’re suddenly faced with a friend’s naked oversharing. Illustration by Celia Calle Q: The other night, I was in the middle of performing my...
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Taking One for the Team
Our twenty-first-century rogue tells you how to deal when your girlfriend wants anal too much. (He’ll even take care of that for you.) Q: After what felt like decades—but was really a couple of...
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Taking One for the Team
Our twenty-first-century rogue tells you how to deal when your girlfriend wants anal too much. (He’ll even take care of that for you.) Q: After what felt like decades—but was really a couple of...
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He Came Up Short
Our twenty-first-century rogue tells you how to deal with a friend’s oversharing bedmate. Illustration by Celia Calle Q: While my girlfriend and I were hanging out one night with her best friend, and...
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Take a Flying Leap
Our twenty-first-century rogue tells you how to deal with a girlfriend who’s a bigger badass than you are. Illustration by Celia Calle Q: My girlfriend and I are celebrating our third anniversary this...
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No Name Brands
You’re not a stadium, so no one gets naming rights to your body. Our twenty-first-century rogue tells you how to deal with a girl who wants to stake a visible claim. Illustration by Celia Calle Q: My...
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Costume Drama
Our twenty-first-century rogue tells you how to avoid being an accessory of your date’s slutty costume. Illustration by Celia Calle Q: For the past few years, my girlfriend and I have dressed up for...
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Tourist Trap: Getting Laid on Your European Tour
Sure, every guy wants foreign stamps in his sexual passport, but our twenty-first-century rogue tells you why hitting on your fellow tourists is the secret to getting laid on your European tour....
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